Oprah Winfrey is Blue Ivy Carter’s Godmother

From the day we’re born, we’re taught:  Life Isn’t Fair.  In the words of Clay Davis (HBO The Wire), “shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*,” tell Blue Ivy Carter that!  B.I.C. is only days old and already has a life better than most of us walking the earth.

Daddy, reigning King of hip-hop:  check.  Mommy, hottest chick in the game: check. Uncle (Kanye), hottest dude in the game: check. Godmother, richest woman in the world: CHECK!  That’s right, according to MediaTakeout, Oprah Winfrey will be B.I.C.’s godmother.  Jay-Z’s best friend, Tyran ”Ty Ty” Smith will be the godfather.

I guess Oprah and Hov got pretty close when he “had her out in Bed-Stuy, chillin on the steps…”

Blue will probably get her own television network for her first birthday. Sheesh.