From the day we’re born, we’re taught: Life Isn’t Fair. In the words of Clay Davis (HBO The Wire), “shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*,” tell Blue Ivy Carter that! B.I.C. is only days old and already has a life better than most of us walking the earth.
Daddy, reigning King of hip-hop: check. Mommy, hottest chick in the game: check. Uncle (Kanye), hottest dude in the game: check. Godmother, richest woman in the world: CHECK! That’s right, according to MediaTakeout, Oprah Winfrey will be B.I.C.’s godmother. Jay-Z’s best friend, Tyran ”Ty Ty” Smith will be the godfather.
I guess Oprah and Hov got pretty close when he “had her out in Bed-Stuy, chillin on the steps…”
Blue will probably get her own television network for her first birthday. Sheesh.